Friday, July 20, 2007

Rhyme duel

You must have heard the phrase "for no rhyme or reason". Here is some rhyme, but reason you might have to find elsewhere.

I was drunk yesterday, and had dual (on chat) with one of the greatest bloggers in the whole world, Archana. Obviously I won, because you know I am a punk and was drunk! Here is the document, that she lent. I leave it to you, for the plebesite to decide on the winner.

It started off nice.

Archana: why are you drunk?
me: I drank beer
but no need to jeer
11:48 PM Archana: i will keep in the clear
like a cute little deer :-D
me: sad little rhyme
atleast without grime
11:49 PM Archana: when goes by more time
it will be worth more than a dime
me: better than a mime
lemony lemony lime

and gets heated up soon enough!

12:34 AM knock knock... at the door
Archana: whos there
me: who comes for more?
Archana: an yellowstone bear?
me: with a green pear
12:35 AM Archana: looking rather dear
me: with an intent to sear
Archana: and then maybe tear
me: never gonna care
12:36 AM Archana: Ah dont you dare
me: for the bodyguards you have a pair
Archana: are they fair
or do they just glare
me: run like a mare
or I will pare
12:37 AM Archana: is a pare a word
my knowledgeable lord

Ends in a weird note.

me: I heard she likes maddy
like all girls shady
12:56 AM I am all sturdy
but her tastes are all tardy
Archana: you reek of envy
dont you dare deny
me: maddy is gay ***
and I will make him pay
Archana: again i try my pal
12:57 AM can I say thats all?
try as you might
get it right
me: sorry for your plight
but mine is the fight
12:58 AM you may be tight
but never see light

Take a look at the duel here.

*** I did not mean to offend the gay community. I really heard a rumour that Madhavan ("Maddy") is gay.

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Blogger vishesh said...

lol that was amazing........

get drunk and write more .....u l go fame maaaaa....

Friday, July 20, 2007 at 7:50:00 AM CDT  
Blogger rads said...

I swore there was an 'angel' post?!

ok, nice rhyming and all that, but Maddy's gay?! WTH?! No way!

Friday, July 20, 2007 at 7:54:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous The Pilgrim said...

Rhyming was amazing

Friday, July 20, 2007 at 8:45:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Archana said...

Adhu enna self-victory declaration!!

Friday, July 20, 2007 at 11:15:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Munimma said... And just for that - Rhymes do not poetry make ;-P

Friday, July 20, 2007 at 12:31:00 PM CDT  
Blogger The Kid said...

@vishesh: thanks!

@rads: See... I was not trying to offend anyone. I just heard a rumor that he was gay.

@pilgrim: thanks. Welcome to my blogo!

@arch: check the last bit where you genuflect before my might!

@munimma: Welcome to my blog. See, why do you try to defend Maddy's orientation? Please dont get angry. Maddy being gay his choice. :)

Friday, July 20, 2007 at 8:36:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Dushti said...

The kid

thinks he is drunk
calls himself a punk
but he is jus funk
of all men hunk

get out of the bunk
and jus go dunk
but dont get sunk
jus clear your head from junk

clunk clunk
clunk clunk


PS: This is in retort for talkin abt Maddy!

Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 1:04:00 AM CDT  
Blogger rads said...

yayy dushti, go girl :D

Kiddo - dont u dare say a word against Maddy. He is da best!

Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 11:48:00 PM CDT  
Blogger The Kid said...


unmai kandu
ezhudinaen andru
Maadhavan Gay vendru

naan oru pasu(ng) kandru
arindhum, thunbam thandhaall(Dushti) penn indru.


Kael Dushti penne, Edugai moenaiyil ezhudinum, "gay"-avar "gay" dhaan!

@Rads: Come on girl! This is not fair. His tummy and his bunny teeth! I cant believe anyone can even stand him!

How about a rhyme fight people?

Sunday, July 22, 2007 at 5:03:00 AM CDT  
Blogger rads said...

kiddo - maddy is C.U.T.E. Period.

Rhyme fight? hmm.. sure u're on! :)

Monday, July 23, 2007 at 9:27:00 PM CDT  
Blogger The Kid said...

@rads: "maddy is C.U.T.E. Period."

Are you implying that gay people don't deserve to be cute?

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 3:14:00 AM CDT  
Blogger rads said...

Good lord, I was talking about Maddy and Maddy alone. Me loveth him.
what he does off screen is not any of my beeswax :p

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 9:36:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Munimma said...

new to comments, not to blog.

maddy thammai izhivu seyyum
madamayai koluthuvom
pongi ezhuvom maathargal engum
mathi ketta manithanin ularalai kettu

Not that I am a big fan, but I like him (esp. after watching him on coffee with Anu)

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 11:26:00 AM CDT  
Blogger The Kid said...

That was a very nice poem, Munimma. But you just raised the stakes. You won't go unanswered.

Here you go:

kanal kakkum kanniyin,
karpanai kaadhal kanavai kalaiththa
kaviyin (me) kuttram kaanavillai.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 8:32:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Munimma said...

mathi kettathu
kannai maraithathu
poi meithathu
ithu puriyaathu
pethai manitha
pothum thoongiyathu

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 9:02:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Dushti said...

Way to go Munimma !
Naa nenaichein neenga sollitenga :D

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 1:46:00 PM CDT  
Blogger The Kid said...

You girls ganging up on me? huh!
To me you are just kids. tsh tsh!

oodal kollum kaadhalanum kaadhaliyum
paesaadhiruppadhu kaadhalar marabu

Maadhavan azhagil mayangi vizhundhu
sinam kolvadhu rasigar marabu

azhagigal ennakku dhinamum kavidhai
muththam tharuvadhu blogger marabu

Idhu epdi irruku?

Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 1:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Munimma said...

ayyo, konnuta po!
maddyinaal alla, madhuvinal mayangi vizhunthathu yaaru?

kiddo calling us kids ;-) nenappu, ehn?

Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 3:10:00 PM CDT  
Blogger The Visitor said...

@archana - precisely what I thought!

You have here a word fest
To put a word here in zest
Mayn't be in my interests best
But to say something in jest

When its Maddy's name at stake
'Tis wise not an issue to rake.


Sunday, July 29, 2007 at 12:45:00 PM CDT  
Blogger subramanian said...

why kid? did he call u for a date or for a nite?
illa nee poi velakku pidichiyaa?
ethukai gara per la ipdi nee eludhinaa unakku eludha kai illama maddy fans odachuruvaanga!!!!!!
be careful.
etho rhymes bookla irrundhu copy adichu eludhittu intha scene poda koodaathu.

Monday, July 30, 2007 at 4:53:00 PM CDT  

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