Rhyme duel

You must have heard the phrase "for no rhyme or reason". Here is some rhyme, but reason you might have to find elsewhere.

I was drunk yesterday, and had dual (on chat) with one of the greatest bloggers in the whole world, Archana. Obviously I won, because you know I am a punk and was drunk! Here is the document, that she lent. I leave it to you, for the plebesite to decide on the winner.

It started off nice.

Archana: why are you drunk?

me: I drank beer

but no need to jeer

11:48 PM Archana: i will keep in the clear

like a cute little deer :-D

me: sad little rhyme

atleast without grime

11:49 PM Archana: when goes by more time

it will be worth more than a dime

me: better than a mime

lemony lemony lime

and gets heated up soon enough!

12:34 AM knock knock... at the door

Archana: whos there

me: who comes for more?

Archana: an yellowstone bear?

me: with a green pear

12:35 AM Archana: looking rather dear

me: with an intent to sear

Archana: and then maybe tear

me: never gonna care

12:36 AM Archana: Ah dont you dare

me: for the bodyguards you have a pair

Archana: are they fair

or do they just glare

me: run like a mare

or I will pare

12:37 AM Archana: is a pare a word

my knowledgeable lord

Ends in a weird note.

me: I heard she likes maddy

like all girls shady

12:56 AM I am all sturdy

but her tastes are all tardy

Archana: you reek of envy

dont you dare deny

me: maddy is gay ***

and I will make him pay

Archana: again i try my pal

12:57 AM can I say thats all?

try as you might

get it right

me: sorry for your plight

but mine is the fight

12:58 AM you may be tight

but never see light

Take a look at the duel here.


*** I did not mean to offend the gay community. I really heard a rumour that Madhavan ("Maddy") is gay.